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Release the butterflies [Dec. 15th, 2004|03:32 pm]
Dan
i totoaly forgot about this wicked cool journal and yes i am a tool for doing so
well i am finally about to graduate and i am terrified i have been in school for like 2 decades its all i know
some how i will survive
to all my peeps I will miss you so
don't forget to keep it real
and to all my lady friends know this
I have an essay for all of you that you can read about how my cock will give meaning to your life

peace out to all
I will start keeping a better record of things for all to read

and now shabalaba ding dong
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k [May. 10th, 2004|11:39 am]
Dan
[Current Mood |crazycrazy]
[Current Music |titters]

so here we go the begining of finals week
oh flash gordon why wont you save me from the horrors
you are so incredible
ahhhhhHHHHHHa
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okay soooo..... [May. 5th, 2004|08:35 pm]
Dan
[Current Mood |creativecreative]
[Current Music |T to the D]

so I have been wicked bust and totally forgort to upgrade little old journal for a hellava long time

the only thing tryely interesting is that I managed to flood out the theater geeks
which is why I am now fearing for my life that I will be hit in the haed with a giant sand bag

any ways I need to get to work
as of right now if I stay on track I should be finished with everything and ready for finals by sunday boom baby

yeah thats right
I kick ass
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holy crap [Feb. 25th, 2004|01:00 am]
Dan
[Current Mood |blahblah]
[Current Music |blah music]

so yeah i fell off the face of the earth
my computer has been crapping out on me and I need a new virus scanner

blah blah blah

this semester is seriously fucked up

for some reason I still feel like i really haven't accomplished anything I have but with all the snow and everything goin crazy it just doesn't feel right

will be happy when spring break arrives

I knocked the meal plan down to 2 hopefully that will induce my anorexia
stage again

well time for bed
nedd to get up and go to neck skin class tomorrow
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back in O-town [Jan. 26th, 2004|10:22 am]
Dan
[Current Mood |coldcold]
[Current Music |coldplay]

BOOM baby I'm back yeah what you gonna do about it copper

anywho
can't wait to see the cool people
plus I finally have a class with my friend rachel
thanks god
was tierd of meeting new people
new people suck

break waas cool but I am glad to be back even though the weather eatsadick

my first class starts soon so I think I am going to play my new games yay for call of duty
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the list [Dec. 11th, 2003|09:17 pm]
Dan
[Current Mood |cheerfulcheerful]
[Current Music |stefs CD]

for those of you who haven't read my away message here is my list of staments for the semester
top ten statements of the semester
10. how about some butt sex?
9. you gonna get your hump on?
8. DAN!!!!!
7. let me touch your head.
6. you mean to tell me that you were naked with me in the room and you didn't wake me up!!!!!!
5. SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
4. titters
3. function at the wheel
2. I am very disapointed in you
1. I am sorry but I have never tasted my own vaginal juices.



okay so I am honestly trying this quite smoking thing and I am about to kill someone
I haven't had a smoke in like two days mainly because I be poor
the other and way more insightful is the fact that I fell asleep in my chair and woike uplike 5 min before and exam proceeded to run to tyler from wilber and the coughed for like the rest of the day
on an even mmore negative note to the it made me realize how out of shape I am so If anyone wants to tell me how to get into shape with out coughing up a shit load of cash please do so

about the smoking thing I have yet to figure out why I decided to quite right before finals you know the stressful period of my life so I almost freaked out on a group member of mine today which was kinda bad but I am calm right now
I think I am going to play halo to calm my nerves even more
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blows [Dec. 4th, 2003|11:32 pm]
Dan
[Current Mood |pissed offpissed off]
[Current Music |korn]

Okay so today marks that fact that I have officially 1 week of classes left. yay for that
today deffinetly blew big floppy donkey dick.
I woke up this morning looked outside and new that today was going to suck
I am out of smokes I am out of booze
blah
i don't know I guess I am just bored and this damn room doesn't help I am going to visit friends tomorrow though
I may even go to the hockey game
and to continue the rant
Why are women retarded? cna any one answer that question with out replying no we aren't men are nuts. nope that is un true women are smarter than men and that is not a compliment to women cause thats basicly saying your smarter than something that finds a shiny object to be the coolest thing ever.
women are the only beings on the planet that say something is stupid and then go out and do it them selves like their opinion only is supposed to mean something to you
it has apsolutly no bearing on their own life
why will a women stay with a man just because he is nice to her when no one else is around.
Women I understand that you want a bad boy fine what ever but don't come to the nice guys telling us how shitty your man is treating you because 99.9% of the time we are only being nice because we want to fuck you n ot because we care about your feelings but because we are waiting for that one moment of weakness when you will just break down and ask for some butt sex
and if we don't get our way we just end up getting pissed off because now all we ever get to do is listen to you fucking bitch about him and tell us how nice we are and what would I do with out you blah blah blah . shut the fuck up before we slap you our selves
damnit
My buddy Tom the Jew once told me that making love is what my girlfriend calls it when I fuck her
ture dat
sorry to racheal cause she is the only one who reads these things but today was just miserable
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colors [Dec. 3rd, 2003|02:42 am]
Dan
[Current Mood |boredbored]
[Current Music |outkast]

okay so today was just another boring day
oh yeah and all my friends seem to be gone again this weekend
sigh'
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mohak [Nov. 30th, 2003|11:43 pm]
Dan
[Current Mood |crazycrazy]
[Current Music |big in 03]

I am back at school blah
but I am almost finished with my portfolio
and I have a mohak
I will have pictures very soon
damn I am the man
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do you smell that? [Nov. 23rd, 2003|09:14 pm]
Dan
[Current Mood |artisticartistic]
[Current Music |the white strips]

holy crap did I not get any of the crap that i needed to get done this weekend done
but hey I downloaded ENEMY AT THE GATES which is a wicked cool movie
and its not to say that i didn't get any work done I did but not as much as I should
I also am sending this out as a notice to all my O-town buds
I need to get drunk
when we get back from break we are drinking until I puke in the toliet that barker held so close to his heart
ehhh
don't argue
me and all of you and drunk
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